Quiz: What Is Your Sleeping Pattern?

Do you know your sleeping pattern? Take this quiz and find out.

1. All animals need sleep. You are a ____?
A. Bat, becasue I need 20 hours a day.
B. Giraffe, because I sleep less than 2 hours a day.
C. Baby, because I need at least 9 hours every night.

2. Some animals sleep by themselves, and some do this in numbers. Which of the below is your style?
A. In groups like penguins - because the more the merrier (and also because you are scared of the cold).
B. In your birthday suit and alone - like the koala bear does.
C. Like a 5-year old kid - with a raggy teddy bear.

3. Different animals sleep in different places. You sleep ___.
A. On the EQUITY sofa with both legs over the right arm rest.
B. At home, but only for two hours.
C. In the dark little corner on the 3rd floor of EQUITY, where there is a small make-shift bed complete with a camping bag for blankie.

4. Going through ordinary and non-conventional routines before sleep are common. For instance, sometimes dogs will circle around and around before they fall down and go to sleep while at other times, they have to paw at the ground before they settle down. What is yours?
A. Drink teh from Hong Kong Street kopitiam, and take one last drag.
B. Slog away at your computer for 18 consecutive hours before you go to sleep.
C. Brush teeth and wash face.

If you get mostly As: You are a weirdo. Period. WAHAHAhahahaaahhhahaa. BOoooO!
If you get mostly Bs: You are a true blue EQUITARIAN. You know how to find joy even in the midst of torturous projects, even if you always experience the downside of life as a poor employee determined to slag half your life away for the company.
If you get mostly Cs: You are a F***ing Baby. Go suck milk lar!